BEGIN LOGGING AT 05/15/76 04:09:11
VERIFIED Y/N: Y (RETINA)
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SIGN IN AS Saren Y/N: Y
Saren has signed in.
Smiley: Ow. Fuck. Hold on.
Smiley: Are you still there?
Saren: Don’t be an idiot, Kryik.
Smiley: What do you mean.
Smiley: Fucking teapot.
Saren: It’s dangerous to be distracted during a firefight.
Smiley: I’m not in a firefight.
Smiley: I’m just making some food. And failing at making tea.
Smiley: Hold on again.
Smiley: Fucking textbooks.
Smiley: Well, that’s that. Everything okay with you.
Saren: You’re using speech recognition.
Smiley: Am not.
Saren: “Fucking textbooks”.
Smiley: So what my hands are full.
Saren: Of mercenaries.
Smiley: You win.
Saren: By the way, your signal is traceable through this channel.
Smiley: I know.
Smiley: Damn teapots took their rubbery time. Ow fuck this is so hot.
Smiley: Sorry not for you.
Saren: Either this software needs to be upgraded, or your curse repository needs to be downgraded.
Smiley: When’s the last time you’ve been to Omega.
Saren: Last year.
Smiley: Aria is such a badass, don’t you think.
Saren: Please tell me you’re not facing her.
Smiley: I’d love to. But I’m not.
Smiley: Her girls will have to do later.
Smiley: Fuck they won’t let up.
Smiley: So much stress right now. Damn it.
Saren: I told you.
Smiley: Shut up.
Smiley: I’m fine.
Saren: Let’s continue this some other time.
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PLOT COURSE TO OMEGA Y/N: Y