This is an archive of all the fanfiction I wrote for:
Most of my works you can also find on AO3 and FanFictionNet.
This is also a complete archive of Mass Effect fanfiction written by Misfire Anon, my dear friend and collaborator, who recently gave me the green light to host all their stories.
The rating scheme is adopted from Archive Of Our Own (G: General Audiences; T: Teen and Up Audiences; M: Mature; E: Explicit). Stories rated E will have content notes on their respective pages.
Harry Potter Fanfiction
Any time, Potter
Harry Potter needs a hug. And he gets it. He gets all the hugs. And kisses. And then it gets complicated.
Rated: G — Harry/Draco, Friendship/Romance — Words: 3434 — Chapters 1/?
Cover art: my own
The Bubo
But Draco cherished the obsession, even when it hurt. It had grown up with him, from childhood stories and toys to starstruck infatuation as he’d awaited meeting his hero at Hogwarts. It had been cut at the root by Potter’s rejection, but it hadn’t died; though twisted beyond recognition, it lived, and thrived, and at last it bloomed, together with Draco, into something sexual, dark and ravenous.
A darkish 4th year Harry Potter story where Draco obsesses over Harry and eventually gets a bit more friction than he bargained for.
Rated: M — Harry/Draco, pre-slash — Words: 34045 — Cover art: from Unsplash
Just a little liquid luck
Tracking the movement of Potter’s eyes, Draco runs a greasy finger over the thickest of his scars. “You like them, don’t you? Pervert.”
Potter tosses his head back, jostling the mass of his curly fringe from his forehead. “I bet you were into scars long before you had any of your own, Malfoy.”
Yes, Draco wants to say. I want to lick yours. What he says instead is, “Fuck you.”
“Fuck you,” Potter echoes, putting the same pregnant emphasis on the F.
Draco bites his lower lip, wrestling down the rise of euphoria. “Your turn,” he says. “Take that off.”
Rated: E — Harry/Draco, slash — Words: 5,427 — Cover art: from Unsplash
A Ferret’s Sensibility
Harry was still holding the ferret when Professor McGonagall cast a wordless spell on it, and he only understood what that meant after she had already escaped the room and closed the door behind her.
Harry’s hands were full of Draco Malfoy. A naked Draco Malfoy.
Rated: G — Harry/Draco, Pre-slash — Words: 6,992– Cover art: my own
Telephone and Post
An utterly self-indulgent, Harry-is-a-Slytherin-AU story retelling the scene from the start of the third book, only it’s Draco making the call and sending the owl because I’m a sucker for friends-to-lovers.
Rated: G — Harry/Draco, Pre-slash — Words: 2,232 — Cover art: from Unsplash
More than I can say
Potter laughs, more rumbustious than Draco has seen him in years. He looks better, too. His skin is less sallow, his cheeks less gaunt, his hair—no, never mind. His hair is the same mess as always. Not for the first time, Draco regrets being unable to pour his heart out to Pansy, because she could tell him—objectively—if that’s what “the glow” looks like. He thinks so. And he, Draco bloody Malfoy, has put it there.
Rated: E — Harry/Draco, Romance & Kink — Words: 11,282 — Cover art: Double white clemantis
Draco Malfoy and the Mirror of Erised
Is eleven-years-old Draco ready to learn his heart’s true desire?
Rated: G — Harry/Draco, Pre-slash — Words: 2,020 — Cover art: screenshot from the movies
Bruised
Hidden behind the heavy oak door, Draco felt his upper arms gingerly. Mother had had a house elf heal the bruises with magic, but his flesh still held the memory of pain.
Rated: T — Harry/Draco, Pre-slash — Words: 2,082 — Cover art: screenshot from the movies
Baldur’s Gate 3 Fanfiction
A Godsdamn Kraken
Astarion and Tav met before the events of the game – and immediately got in trouble.
Rated: M — Adventure/Romance — Chapters: 3 — Words: 10,738 — Cover art: ingame screenshot
Hunger, Heat and Hallucinations
This not-entirely-standalone story is a direct sequel to A Godsdamn Kraken, where Astarion and Tav met prior to the game, and follows up on their troubles and secrets through the first day of Act 1.
Rated: T — Friendship/Romance — Chapters: 4 — Words: 7784 — Cover art: ingame screenshot
First Bite
The third in my series of Baldur’s Gate 3 stories, First Bite is a retelling of a favorite scene with a unique twist.
Rated: M — Friendship/Romance — Chapters: 2 — Words: 4684 — Cover art: ingame screenshot
On Books and Reading
The fourth in my series of Baldur’s Gate 3 stories about Astarion and my golden boy, Talven Vrinn, On Books and Reading uses the discovery of the Necromancy of Thay to touch on questions of authority, manipulation and disability.
Rated: T — Friendship/Romance — Chapters: 3 — Words: 6,741 — Cover art: ingame screenshot
Party Night
A new installment in my Baldur’s Gate 3 series about Astarion and my golden boy, Talven Vrinn.
Rated: E — Romance/Slash — Words: 6,111 — Cover art by Emy
Show him what I see
An extension of the mirror scene, in which the golden boy, being a sorcerer, decides to Do Something About It.
Rated: T — Romance/Slash — Words: 2,317 — Cover art by Ria-neearts
Spicy Food
Tav gets insecure and Astarion reassures him the only way he knows. Act 1, post tiefling party.
Happy Valentine’s! 💞
Rated: E — Romance/Slash — Words: 3314 — Cover art: my own
Phalar Aluve
“Let me see,” Astarion says.
Still hazy, Tav reluctantly offers the grip of the magical sword.
“No, not that. Your hand, my dear. And the absolute butchery you made of it with that butter-knife of yours.”
Rated: T — Friendship/Romance — Words: 1,453 — Cover art: ingame screenshot
As Meat Loves Salt Fanfiction
Father
In a hypothetical future where Ferris survives, meets Jacob again in New England, and forgives him, Jacob tells a tale of his god-fearing father.
Rated: M — Post-canon AU — Words: 1,868
Darksiders Fanfiction
Darksiders Timeline
Stitching the Wound
After the encounter with Astarte, Strife is so deep in his thoughts, he doesn’t even realize he’s been injured. Loose prequel to Not Alone.
Rated: T — Friendship/Romance — Words: 2731 — Cover art: my own
Not Alone
War and Strife agreed to leave the past behind, but there’s one memory from the time of the Nephilim invasion of Eden that they both hesitate to give up.
Rated: M — Friendship/Romance — Chapters: 5 — Words: 14000 — Cover by Anjian
Gone Fishing
Years after the events of Genesis, two tired Horsemen finally get a chance for some well-deserved rest and a bit of escapism. Loose sequel to Not Alone.
Rated: M — Friendship/Romance — Words: 7660 — Cover by Anjian
Death’s Blessing
After the events of The Abomination Vault, painful revelations drive a wedge between War and Death just as their fledgling bond was starting to deepen.
Rated: T — Friendship/Romance — Words: 10556 — Cover is my very own!
Fury’s Embrace
The maker tree from Darksiders 3 was only one of many. Strife and Ulthane had been running a global rescue operation since the beginning of the Apocalypse, but Fury’s arrival attracted unwanted attention and signaled the beginning of the end. Bereft of hope and purpose, Strife pays Fury one last visit in the realm where the remnants of the human race are hidden, and makes her an offer she cannot refuse.
Rated: G — Friendship/Romance — Words: 4077 — Cover is my very own!
About the Brands
The Four Horsemen talk about the meaning behind their respective brands, some time after the Apocalypse.
Rated: T — Drabble — Words: 1675 — Cover: a screenshot from Darksiders III
Dueling Grounds
Angels have their own version of the Arena. War enjoys the show but Strife is… unimpressed. A light-hearted flashfic celebrating a lovely work of art.
Rated: T — Drabble — Words: 780 — Cover by DayGlowBlue
Teach me how to shoot your gun
War needs some target practice! A bit of steamy fun in an experimental style.
Rated: M — Plot What Plot, Drabble — Words: 922
Mass Effect Fanfiction
Saren & Nihlus Stuff
Saren/Nihlus Timeline
Distraction
Saren and Nihlus first met when they much younger. A light-hearted tale outside the main Saren/Nihlus verse.
Rated: T — Friendship/Family — Words: 2,437
Directed
Young Saren reaches an important milestone in his biotics training, but at what cost?
Rated: T — Drabble — Words: 645
Thinker Traitor Soldier Spectre
The tale of how Saren and Nihlus first met and became friends.
Rated: T — Adventure/Friendship — Chapters: 25 — Words: c.a. 90000
Can’t Stop Laughing
Of course Saren is perfectly capable of laughing. Only Nihlus hasn’t found the right kind of jokes yet.
Rated: T — Friendship/Humor — Words: 1471
A Hidden Place
Nihlus would like to know more about his secretive mentor. But asking Saren personal questions simply doesn’t cut it.
Rated: T — Friendship/Romance — Words: 3926 — Art by Misfire Anon
I’m Watching You
When Saren set up the hidden cameras, he knew there would be things he didn’t want to see. Like Nihlus drinking on duty, or hiding drugs on the ship, or taking out dirty clothes from the washer and wearing them. But he wasn’t expecting… this.
Rated: M — Friendship/Romance — Words: 5091
Unnerved and Unnerving
Two very different turians living together on a claustrophobic ship for a year. Something’s gotta give.
Rated: T — Friendship/Romance — Words: 2271
Sound of Silence
Saren comes to terms with his feelings for Nihlus. Or does he? Set between “Unnerved and Unnerving” and “The Candidate”.
Rated: T — Friendship/Romance — Words: 5619
The Candidate
Nihlus is near the end of his training with Saren when they are sent to evaluate potential Spectre candidates. Garrus is one of them and he is determined to leave an impression despite his father’s wishes. A sharp-edged triangle forms and cuts deep.
Rated: M — Romance/Drama — Chapters: 8 — Words: 12145 — Art by Infiltrait0r-N7
Conference Transcript 159
Just the thing for Saren to review during a long FTL flight.
Rating: E — Fluff/Slash — Words: 2281 — Art by HeavenlyEros
Bejeweled
Saren allows Nihlus to explore his jewelry box and an obscure corner of his internal world.
Rating: T — Slice of Life/Fluff — Words: 3008 — Art by Sixtus66
Interview
Nihlus attempts to dispel some of the common misconceptions about turians during a very personal interview for a famous human reporter.
Rating: T — FailSex — Words: 4536
Color
Upon Saren’s insisting, Nihlus marks him for life.
Rating: T — Romance — Words: 2989 — Art by HeavenlyEros
Scars
Saren comes to terms with what happened in “Color”.
Rating: T — Romance — Words: 1658
Id
Nihlus comes to terms with what happened in “Color” and “Scars”.
Rating: T — Romance — Words: 4606
Signal to Noise
Saren and Nihlus meet a year after the events in “Color” and “Scars”. A homage to a beautiful painting, an enduring friendship, and a tragic love.
Rated: T — Romance — Words: 4010 — Art by Anjian
Teardrop
Garrus makes a disturbing discovery while sifting through data recovered from Saren’s base on Virmire.
Rated: E — Accidental Voyeurism/Light BDSM/Slash — Words: 5377
About Art
Saren and Nihlus in pursuit of a stolen piece of art.
Rated: T — Drabble — Words: 389
After Hours
Saren and Nihlus have been friends and long-distance lovers for a long time, but it’s a troubled relationship, burdened with issues of commitment and trust. When a seemingly light-hearted incident triggers a fierce emotional response, passion spirals out of control.
Rated: E — Dark/BDSM/Dubious Consent/Slash — Words: 7223
The Precedent
Two years before Eden Prime, Saren enlists Nihlus’s help to get an old friend out of some serious trouble. But it’s only the tip of the iceberg. How far will he go to ensure the success and secrecy of his misguided quest?
Rated: M — Dark/Drama/Dubious Consent — Chapters: 10 — Words: 27468
Staccato
Saren and Nihlus meet for the first time after Saren’s arm has been replaced by a geth prosthetic.
Rated: T — Hurt-Comfort/Fluff — Words: 1222 — Art by Sixtus66
Ghost in the Machine (WIP)
What if Nihlus didn’t die on Eden Prime? This is an AU retelling of Mass Effect where the fateful meeting with Saren plays out differently, changing everything.
Rated: M — Adventure/Drama/Slash — Chapters: 38 — Words: 101854 — Art by Misfire Anon
Let’s Keep Going
Saren and Nihlus were friends and lovers before the War… and still are, decades after it. Inspired by a beautiful work of art and dedicated to its creator.
Rated: T — Growing Old Together — Words: 1185 — Art by Sixtus66
Garrus & Shepard Stuff
Garrus/Shepard Timeline
Fruit from Palaven
Garrus faces the reality of serving on a human ship when Shepard surprises him with an invaluable gift.
Rated: T — Friendship/Romance — Words: 3348
A Game of Cards
Garrus and assorted crew talk about cross-species intercourse over a game of cards.
Rated: T — Friendship/Romance — Words: 3252
First Kiss
Turians must find human lips fascinating, don’t you think?
Rated: T — Romance — Words: 1406
Forgiven
Before sparing Sidonis, Garrus has been too bent on revenge to mourn his fallen comrades.
Rated: T — Friendship/Romance — Words: 945 — Art by Infiltrait0r-N7
The Suicide Mission
I always wanted to know what the other fire team was doing during the attack on the Collector Base at the end of Mass Effect 2. This is a nine-chapter retelling of the suicide mission, from Garrus’s point of view.
Rated: T — Adventure/Romance — Chapters: 9 — Words: 16811
Inappropriate Thoughts
Garrus and (female) Shepard talk about battlefield fantasies.
Rated: E — Het — Words: 2915
Morning After
Garrus wakes up after his first night with (male) Shepard.
Rated: E — Slash — Words: 1534
Misfire Anon Stuff
The Downpour
Desolas and little Saren await news of their dying mother.
Rated: G — Family — Words: 1432
Marked
Desolas has facial markings. Saren does not. They face the reason why.
Rated: G — Family — Words: 2388
Heirlooms
Before heading off to Relay 314, commanding general Desolas Arterius needs to relax. His friend finds his methods a little strange.
Rated: G — Drama/Family — Words: 1647
The Other Beginning
Two months of leave should be enough to mourn a friend. Perhaps even enough to mourn a brother. Now, if only romance would stop getting in the way. Slash. Saren, OC, Desolas.
Rated: T — Friendship/Romance/Slash — Chapters: 2 — Words: 12,610
Safehouse
Councillor Sparatus falls for his best agent. All according to plan.
Rated: M — Friendship/Romance — Words: 3994
Vertigo
Nihlus meets Saren for the first time after his induction to ST&R.
Rated: T — Friendship/Romance — Words: 1924
Misfire Fills
The complete collection of “misfire fills”, slice-of-life ficlets about Saren and Nihlus written in response to orphaned (misfire) prompts on Mass Effect Kink Meme.
Rated: M — Friendship/Romance/Slash — Chapters: 63